A married man begged God never to make him unmarried, expressing regret over the noodles he made for himself shortly after his wife traveled.
The man took to his page on the popular social media platform X (formerly Twitter), sharing his regret and revealing that, with his wife away, he decided to cook noodles by himself.
He promised never to repeat the mistake due to the poor taste of his cooking.
He explained that he cooked four sachets of noodles and added the seasoning from all of them.
However, when he tasted the noodles, he described feeling like there were stones in his mouth.
His statement: "Ya Allah... Do not make me go from being married to single... Because mehn... I'd suffer greatly. My wife traveled, and I decided to cook indomie and fried egg. Tell me why my egg is pakuta-ing? Why is this indomie so salty? I cooked four sachets of those small ones and added all the seasonings. 😒😏"
He continued, saying the noodles looked fine, but after tasting them, he was disappointed in himself for creating something so awful. "It was looking so fine ooo... until I tasted it... It was a complete disaster. I'm wondering, how did sand get into the egg? Is one sachet of seasoning too much for one indomie? I've packed it up though... I'll give it to my dog tomorrow."
As the post went viral, concerned users flooded the comments section, sharing their thoughts.
See some reactions below:
@Phirkyy: "Na egg shell you fry 😂😂Why you go use all the seasoning? Allahu."
@afeez_ojen55547: "For all you know, the egg that you fried might just be the proverbial 'Ẹyin inu Àpáta' and that will explain the okuta you chewed inside the fried egg !"
@pharuc1: "🤣🤣 to think that you used to do these things well before. We have not appreciated women enough."
@temitayo69: "😂😂😂😭 go and enroll for cooking class, so that you will be making exclusive delicacy."
@atilola_mubarak: "Na why it's good to follow tableeg jamaat go outing once in a while. You go Sabi cooking sharp."
@AG_Oladepo: "Ah! 4 sachets tan! I never use more than half of the number of noodles pack being cooked. Shouldn't have used more than 2 sachets of seasoning. You can use all 4 chili though.."
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