Truly pious people - those who will go to heaven where it'll never rain, and they'll get to eat delicious calorie-free chocolate waffles for eternity - would NEVER laugh at an unfortunate or inappropriate photo.
People who WOULD laugh at something like that will NOT be going to heaven, thank you very much. They will be going to H-E double hockey sticks. But - sigh - if you're a heathen who likes that sort of thing, well, I guess you will be pretty amused by:
1. This Elemental character - perhaps in need of a shot of penicillin - who looks like her crotch is on fire:
(I know, I know...those are supposed be her hands, LOL.)
2. This German exchange student who - not knowing English - showed up to his first day at an American school wearing a "Suck my d--k" T-shirt:
![A shirt that says "suck my dick"](https://static.netnaija.com/i/r9KYzb917q6.webp "A shirt that says "suck my dick"")
3. And Prince Charles, who went out with his jacket buttoned like this the first day without his mom:
4. This person who thought they'd found the perfect apartment to rent...until they saw this across the hall:
![The welcome mat reads "cum inside" with cum spelled c-u-m](https://static.netnaija.com/i/vg703dZ5Kze.webp "The welcome mat reads "cum inside" with cum spelled c-u-m")
5. This email a teacher had to send home:
![A teacher's email to a parent says the parent's child was given detention for giving himself the name "mass debater"](https://static.netnaija.com/i/qXNEQmydNlE.webp "A teacher's email to a parent says the parent's child was given detention for giving himself the name "mass debater"")
6. And this cat who sneezed into a bowl of flour and was NOT happy about it:
7. This city dweller who really, REALLY wanted to celebrate the start of summer...despite not living anywhere near a beach:
8. This "house for sale" sign somebody actually had specially made:
![The sign reads "house for sale by owner, because my neighbor's a douchebag"](https://static.netnaija.com/i/EQN2jdrLN6W.webp "The sign reads "house for sale by owner, because my neighbor's a douchebag"")
9. This guy who didn't think through his new trucking company's name before ordering a truckload of merch:
![The hat reads "triple K trucking"](https://static.netnaija.com/i/z27W2W9BK5R.webp "The hat reads "triple K trucking"")
10. This guy who keeps getting attacked by birds as he mows his lawn, so now mows it with these "protections":
11. And this well-intentioned greeting card that only a bad person would laugh at:
![The card says "a girlfriend is a sister you choose"](https://static.netnaija.com/i/OJabAgQA7G2.webp "The card says "a girlfriend is a sister you choose"")
12. This wholesome Christmas decoration of Santa, his elves, and a reindeer...that will only amuse you hell-bound sorts:
13. This test for grade schoolers that had, uh, some cringey alternate spellings:
!["Which word IS spelled correctly?"](https://static.netnaija.com/i/q2NAe4j3NzJ.webp ""Which word IS spelled correctly?"")
14. And this Nintendo captcha...featuring a guy taking a leak:
15. This children's "Doctor" toy that inexplicably features a couple guns:
16. This "rose" pattern bed sheets - likely very expensive, LOL - that look more like a murder scene:
17. And this person who tried to get their shuttlecock down using their Croc...and got it stuck, too:
18. This "Daddy Long Legs" sticker a little boy put on his dad's brace after his dad lost his foot in a motorcycle accident:
19. This dude who went to a new barber and came home with a gigantic 1/2" stripe cut into his head:
20. And the people who ordered a cake with these instructions...and got THIS cake in return:
21. This unfortunate misunderstanding:
![A local news report shows a man's headshot with a headline that reads "man says his threat to blow up a bathroom had nothing to do with a bomb"](https://static.netnaija.com/i/JdN9QdMpN4P.webp "A local news report shows a man's headshot with a headline that reads "man says his threat to blow up a bathroom had nothing to do with a bomb"")
22. This Australian who hates children and Halloween:
![A note taped to a front door reads "this is Australia not America, fuck off with your Halloween shit you little cunts"](https://static.netnaija.com/i/eYak5RQ2KP3.webp "A note taped to a front door reads "this is Australia not America, fuck off with your Halloween shit you little cunts"")
23. This gift a teacher received from a young student still learning English:
![The tin holding the candle reads "when this candle is lit, give me that dick"](https://static.netnaija.com/i/em7QDnQRKYx.webp "The tin holding the candle reads "when this candle is lit, give me that dick"")
24. And this note a son left for his parents, clarifying his sock was hard because of dried-up rain water "and NOT a cum sock":
![A note saying a sock is "NOT! a cum sock"](https://static.netnaija.com/i/qgKGvez1Nr1.webp "A note saying a sock is "NOT! a cum sock"")
It reads: "This sock is hard because of dried up rain waters, just to clarify this is NOT! a cum sock."
25. This darkly humorous children's book parody:
26. This surprise left in the crawlspace by the old tenant to scare the hell out of the new tenant:
27. And this person who thought they'd found a great deal online for a refrigerator that would perfectly fit this space, then had this show up:
28. Everything going on here with this angry driver:
The sign reads: "MOTHERF'RS STOLE MY PLATE CALLED 911 THEY WOULDN'T SEND ANYONE OUT, WENT TO DMV THEY NEED AN OFFICER TO SIGN PAPER PLEASE PULL ME OVER"
29. This tiny, wooden F-word hidden on this elevator:
30. This very interesting eggplant someone grew in their backyard:
31. And lastly, these poles on a bus (if you see it, you are DEFINITELY going to hell):
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