Akpors In The Restaurant. Very Funny, come in.

Akpors always comes to a
restaurant in my neighbourhood
to eat rice and stew. There was a
day he came as usual and ordered
for rice and stew but was told
stew was still been prepared. He
then requested for rice and ate it.

After eating, he was told stew
was ready. He requested for stew
and drank it.
After drinking, he
collapsed terribly, holding his
stomach and started rolling on
the floor. I rushed down to him
and asked;
What is wrong with
you?.
He replied; I am mixing the
rice and the stew.