NETNAIJA JAMB QUESTIONS

1st semester Exam Attempt all questions. Time:1hr 30mins

Section A: (All question carry
equal marks)

0. If a witch married An Army Robber and gave birth to a Prostitute... Na who go stay home @ Night?

1. What are the names of the
two people holding hands when
you switch on a Nokia phone?

2. If the past tense of Take is
Took, what is the past tense of
Make?

3. Which university in Nigeria
has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to
Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why?

5. If the cost of moi-moi is
N10.50 ,what is the cost of moi?

Section B:

1. Between the Nigerian Police
and the Nigerian girls, who likes more money?

2. Using the almighty formula,
calculate the diameter of Kainji
dam.( take pi= 3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a
boy, who is Adaobi?

4. If your x-boyfriend/ girlfriend
wins N50,000,000 on who
wants to be a millionaire after
you broke up, find the value of
X.

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hr to
deliver a typed speech in a
national conference, how many
days will it take Patience to
deliver the same speech on the
same occasion?

GOOD LUCK!