ACCORDING TO AKPOS UNIVERSITY OF LIES

ACCORDING TO AKPOS UNIVERSITY OF LIES

-RACISM is when a white BB Bold
6 cost more than a
black BB Bold 6.

-NEMESIS is when you submit your answer
sheet
with your expo inside.

-LONG THROAT is when you take
a girl out on a sunny day & she orders for a
hot
plate of pepper
soup.

-A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish
pepper
soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff,
fayrous &
when you take her home she says
sorry I'm on my
period.

-OVERSABI is when you are eating salad
witha girl
& she says 'honey, this food no
done'.

-OLODO is when you are in a plane
with a girl & she says 'honey I'm hot, can you
please roll down the glass'.

-A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you
eating &
says 'my mummy said I shouldn't take food
from
strangers'.

-A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that
wakes up in the
middle of the night when daddy &
mummy are
having good time & says 'mummy
I want to piss'.

-STINGYNESS is when you finish
reading this and you refuse to COMMENT or
like,

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