Neighbour! neighbour

A guy has been admirring his neighbour's wyf, d neighbour's wyf always gave him a seductive smile. The guy didn't knw how to approach d lady, he's afraid! One day, d lady herself met d guy alone in his apartment.
Guy: hi!
Lady:hi!
Guy: is everything alright?
Lady:yes. Just need a li2 help 4rm u (smilling seductively).
Guy:wow! Anything 4 d angel?.
Lady: i....i...i just don't knw hw 2 say it. I'll be so ashame of myself if u say no.
Guy: oh my lady. U dn't have 2 i am ready to do anything 4 u.
Lady: u knw, it's been over 3 wks since my husband traveled
Guy: yes! Yes! Yes
Lady: and even when he's arround, he has some...(pause 4 a while) he has some disabilities.
Guy:oh poor you... U must have been going through hell
Lady: i knw u'll be stronger than him...
Guy: sure.
Lady:can u help me?
Guy: wow! Now?
Lady: oh thank goodness. Dats why i came to u. Can u help me to carry my freezer 4rm parlour to my kitchen?
If na u, na wetin u go do?