Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear

A Yoruba Man & an Ibo man were caught in
Saudi, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer.Dey
were arrested n taken 2 D Sheikh's palace 4
judgement. Both were initially given a death
sentence but, as it was a national holiday,
the sheikh decided Dey should be released
after many lashes of the whip. As they were
preparing for their punishment, the sheikh
said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and
she asked me to allow each of you 2 wishes
before your whipping, but you cannot wish
not to be whipped less than 20 strokes! The
Yoruba man thought for a second then said:
"Please tie two pillows to my back before
whipping." And my second wish is that you
flog me only 20 strokes of the whip. He was
whipped. The Ibo man saw Dis; thought for
a second, then said: "Thank u" My first wish
is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest,
toughest whip available.":O "If u so desire,"
the sheikh replied with a puzzled look on his
face, , "and ur second wish?" Ibo man
replies: "Tie the Yoruba man to my back.

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