Laugh a little pt2: akpos and the aboki

AKPOS was hungry and went to‘mai
shayi’ (men selling tea and bread). The
following transpired between Akpos and the
mai shayi.
AKPOS: u get loaf of bread?
ABOKI: yes
AKPOS: bring one; slice am into two and put two
sachet of butter in between.
ABOKI: happy and thanking God for bringing
customer, was just doing as hewas ordered
AKPOS: u get egg?
ABOKI: yes sire
AKPOS: fry six and put am in between the bread.
ABOKI: okay sire
AKPOS:u get sadin 4 inside gongoni?
ABOKI: yes sire, everyting dey.
AKPOS: put two gongoni insidethe bread.
ABOKI: okay customer (happy and doing as
he was told, in his mind he will make a lot of
money that day)
AKPOS: u don finish ? oya pressthe bread for
me.
ABOKI: see am sire, I don prepare am
finish.
AKPOS: . . . OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME,
cos I dey hurry!

If u whe d aboki, wah wil u do? (lol)
(spam)