Laugh section.funny old man

There was a driver going driving fast in a street ,he losd control and killed 11people in a party .he is drunk he was taking to d police station 4 questioning.
Police man -how cme did u kill so many people like that do you knw that is murder.

Driver-yes i knw bt it wasn't intentional.i cn explain wat hpend

police man-am hearin u.

Driver-as i was driving in that street my car losd cöntrol,i say 2people by my left and a party by the right,cn u tel me who i wil hit.

Policeman-if you av hit those 2 people by the left it would av caused less damage.

Driver-thanks 4 dat thnking dats gud of u officer dat was exactly what i want to do bt as i hit d first guy by the lft d secnd guy ran into the party by the ryt then i chased hm