ALWAY KEEP UR CONDOM IN THE CAR

This is a joke but a lesson too...
I was a very happy
person. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided
to get married.
There was only one little thing
bothering me , it was
her beautiful younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and
generally was always
flirting with me. She would
regularly bend down
when she was near me, and
whisper some dirty
words to me, smiling. It had to
be deliberate. She
never did it when she was near
anyone else. One day "little"
sister called and asked me to
come
over to check the wedding
invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that
she had feelings and desires for
me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me
that she wanted to
make love to me just once
before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total
shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to
my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling,
just come up and get
me." I was stunned and frozen
in shock as I
watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the
top she pulled off her
underwear and threw them
down the stairs at me. I stood
there for a moment, then
turned and made a
beeline straight to the front
door. I opened the
door, and headed straight
towards my car. Lo and behold,
my entire future family was
standing
outside, all clapping! With tears
in his eyes, my
father-in-law hugged me and
said, "We are very
happy that you have passed
our little test.we
couldn't ask for better man for
our daughter.
Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in
your car!!! Dat was save him cos he went outside 2 take his CONDOM...