3 tortoise,mick,teddy nd juan wia preparing 4 a picnic,dey choosed a destination dat is 10km away 4rm dia place.after packing,dey set out.wen dey got 2 d place,micky remembered dat he didn't put d bottle opener,he asked teddy nd juan bt none brought it...dey atlast,juan was asked 2 go home nd bring it,he remused saying dat dey will eat all of it..dey swore on dia lives nt 2..so he set ou,25 days passed bt he wasn't back,anoda 5 days passed bt he wasn't back...so,dey couldn't take it,as dey wia about 2 take a pile each,juan poped out behind a rock nd said"I knew it,am nt going"
laugh till sam loco comes
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