Everbest Jokes

A Girl Returns Home After 30 Years.

Father (Angry): ¡°Where The Hell Have You Been All This Years?¡±

Girl: ¡°I Was Working As A Prostitute In The Vietnam¡±

Father: ¡°What? Get Out Of My House You Whore, I
Don¡¯t Want To See Your Face Again¡±

Girl (Crying): ¡°Before I Go
Dad, I Came To Give You A
$5 Million Cheque, And Here Is A $1million For My Brother. I Had Build A Big House For You In The Northern Surburbs With Evreything In It Including A Ferarri And A Bugatti. Bye Dad¡±

Father (Smiling): ?What Kind of Work You Said You Where Doing?

Girl (Crying Out Loud): ?A Prostitute Dad?

Father: ?Come And Give Daddy A Big Hug, I Thought You Said You Where A?Prosecute?